- Dwight, colossal cheapskate that he is, won't buy Jack any new sneakers. Instead, Jack gets a pair of brown street shoes, which look incredibly cruddy when playing basketball.
- The shoes impede Jack during a big game… but not as much as the crazy woman shrieking in the stands.
- The woman is led away, but the mellow is harshed and the crowd stays silent for the rest of the game. The other team seems to feel really bad about kicking their butts.
- Norma and Bobby give Jack a ride home after the game. They are slightly goo-goo for each other, which makes Jack feel jealous. He fantasizes about denying her all kinds of beautiful things, then relents and lets her back into his heart.