Happy Quotes

"'Cause it's a Wednesday night, baby, and I'm alive."

"A little bit of Monica in my life..."

"Adrian!"

"All I do is think and blink."

"Allons-y!"

"Alrighty then."

"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"

"And that's the way it is."

"and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw"

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."

"Burn!"

"Butts."

"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

"Come on down!"

"Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me."

"Do you believe in miracles?"

"Dy-no-mite!"

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"Frak!"

"Get ur freak on."

"Giggity giggity"

"Greed is good."

"Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions."

"Have mercy."

"He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich."

"He's a sweet talkin', sugar-coated candy man."

"Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It's home from work we go!"

"Here comes the sun. And I say, it's all right."

"Here it is, your moment of Zen."

"Here's Johnny! (Tonight Show)"

"Hey now!"

"Hey, HEY, hey!"

"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

"How do you like them apples?"

"How sweet it is!"

"How you doin'?"

"Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful."

"Hurt no living thing."

"I am Groot."

"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us kid."

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

"I got all the riches, baby, one man can claim"

"I got you, babe."

"I had to go see about a girl."

"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words…"

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it."

"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

"I love it when a plan comes together."

"I love lamp."

"I said a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie, to the hip hip-hop."

"I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"I think to myself: what a wonderful world."

"I want my MTV!"

"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than walk alone in the light."

"I'm a mog—half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I'm an adult, and I'm responsible. Let's go get some candy."

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

"I've got the moves like Jagger."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

"Islands in the stream, that is what we are."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"It's just a jump to the left... and a step to the right."

"It's showtime, folks!"

"Jerome's in the house! Watch your mouth!"

"Ladies and gentlemen…The Beatles!"

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

"Let's get physical."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Life moves pretty fast."

"Live from New York; it's Saturday Night!"

"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."

"More cowbell."

"My mad face and my happy face are the same."

"Nanu nanu."

"Norm!"

"Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't need to see that!"

"Nothing's gonna change my world."

"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly."

"Pour some sugar on me."

"Pretty woman, give your smile to me."

"Pretty woman, walkin' down the street."

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!"

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture!"

"Shake it off."

"Shine bright like a diamond."

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

"Sing us a song, you're the piano man."

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera."

"Sock it to me."

"Somebody stop me!"

"Survey says!"

"Sweet Caroline! Ba, ba, ba!"

"That's all."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart."

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"

"The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."

"The party don't start 'til I walk in."

"The richest man in town."

"The San Francisco Treat!"

"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando."

"There's no place like home."

"This is Halloween!"

"Tin roof...rusted!"

"To infinity and beyond!"

"Toga! Toga!"

"Troy and Abed in the morning!"

"Under the boardwalk, down by the sea..."

"Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?"

"Wassup?"

"We are two wild and crazy guys!"

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."

"Well, isn't that special?"

"What you see is what you get!"

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Where are you going in those Keds?"

"Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad."

"Yabba dabba doo!"

"Yeah, that's the ticket!"

"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me! We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot!"

"You ain't never had a friend like me!"

"You can call me green bean."

"You go, Glen Coco!"

"You had me at hello."

"You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh."

"You look mahvelous!"

"You make me feel like I'm a living teenage dream."

"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."

"Your love keeps lifting me higher."