The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things Chapter 3 Summary

  • Back to the present day. Froggy's just left, and Virginia tells us about the Fat Girl Code of Conduct.
  • It's pretty messed up. In summary:
  • 1. No PDA; fooling around is a secret.
  • 2. Don't talk about your weight with the guy you like.
  • 3. Go further than skinny girls.
  • 4. Never ask for a relationship.
  • Oh, and by the way, Virginia's pretty sure she was switched at birth, because the rest of her family is gorgeous and skinny.
  • She knows she's lucky to have been switched, but she wishes her family was happier about it.