Friendship Quotes

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."

"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"

"Anything. Can be a slam. Poem. If you say it like this."

"Blood is thicker than water."

"Can you dig it?"

"Can you pay my bills?"

"Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me."

"Consume mass quantities."

"Could be raining."

"Danger, Will Robinson!"

"Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!"

"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"

"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"Everyone keeps saying that. It must be a conspiracy."

"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver..."

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

"Get out!"

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick"

"Heh heh."

"Hello, Clarice."

"Hey now!"

"Hey, brother."

"Hey, HEY, hey!"

"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"

"Hoke, you're my best friend."

"How you doin'?"

"I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me"

"I don't even want a boyfriend."

"I drove all night to get to you."

"I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field."

"I had to go see about a girl."

"I might love the people upstairs more If only they lived on another floor."

"I need to know that I'm being heard."

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"I used to love doggy chow."

"I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig ha."

"I was born a poor black child."

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."

"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than walk alone in the light."

"I'm a mog—half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"I'm not interested in caring about people."

"I'm Spartacus!"

"I've found my friends. They're in my head."

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia."

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

"May the Force be with you."

"Me, Tarzan. You, Jane."

"My mad face and my happy face are the same."

"Nanu nanu."

"No soup for you!"

"Norm!"

"Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't need to see that!"

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

"Play it again, Sam."

"Run, Forrest, run!"

"Serenity now!"

"Shall we play a game?"

"She's a full-on Monet."

"She's my person."

"Sookie."

"That's hot."

"The calla lilies are in bloom again."

"The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."

"There's always hope tomorrow will be taco night."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

"This is not one of your more convincing fake showers."

"This one time, at band camp…"

"Tin roof...rusted!"

"Toga! Toga!"

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

"Vegas, baby, Vegas!"

"We all need somebody to lean on."

"We're on a mission from God."

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

"Yas queen!"

"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me! We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot!"

"You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything."

"You eediot!"

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

"You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl."

"You're so money and you don't even know it."