Sad Quotes

Better stock up on tissues. This one's a doozy.

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Sad Quotes

Sometimes you’ve just got to cry it out... or make a classic quote about your pain like these folks did. Click on any sad quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

Bill Withers
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone..."
Source: "Ain't No Sunshine" | Speaker: Bill Withers
Sister Jude Martin
"All monsters are human."
Source: American Horror Story: Asylum | Speaker: Sister Jude Martin
Walter Cronkite
"And that's the way it is."
Source: CBS Evening News | Speaker: Walter Cronkite
Charles Bukowski
"and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw"
Source: A Smile to Remember | Author: Charles Bukowski
Hannah Horvath
"Any mean thing someone's gonna think of to say about me, I've already said to me, about me. Probably in the last half hour."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Edward Murphy
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Source: None. | Speaker: Edward Murphy
Cher Horowitz
"As if!"
Source: Clueless | Speaker: Cher Horowitz
Jim Garrison
"Back and to the left."
Source: JFK | Speaker: Jim Garrison
Alvy Singer
"Belong to any club."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Alvy Singer
Scott Pilgrim
"Bread makes you fat?"
Source: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | Speaker: Scott Pilgrim
Kelso
"Burn!"
Source: That '70s Show | Speaker: Kelso
Adele
"But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for."
Source: "Rumour Has It" | Speaker: Adele
Piper Chapman
"By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Piper Chapman
Herman Melville
"Call me Ishmael."
Source: Moby-Dick | Author: Herman Melville
Christina Rossetti
"Come buy, come buy"
Source: Goblin Market | Author: Christina Rossetti
Christina Rossetti
"Come to me in the silence of the night."
Source: Echo | Author: Christina Rossetti
Frank Underwood
"Democracy is so overrated."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Katy Perry
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
Source: "Firework" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Electric Light Orchestra
"Don't bring me down…Bruce!"
Source: "Don't Bring Me Down" | Speaker: Electric Light Orchestra
Captain James Miller
"Earn this. Earn it."
Source: Saving Private Ryan | Speaker: Captain James Miller
Maude Findlay
"God'll get you for that."
Source: Maude | Speaker: Maude Findlay
Sam Malone
"Have a good life."
Source: Cheers | Speaker: Sam Malone
Grail Knight
"He chose poorly."
Source: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade | Speaker: Grail Knight
Gladys Knight and the Pips
"He's leavin'… on that midnight train to Georgia."
Source: Midnight Train to Georgia | Speaker: Gladys Knight and the Pips
William Congreve
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Source: The Mourning Bride | Author: William Congreve
George Costanza
"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: George Costanza
Groot
"I am Groot."
Source: Guardians of the Galaxy | Speaker: Groot
Ralph
"I can't believe I ate that whole thing."
Source: Alka-Seltzer commercial | Speaker: Ralph
U2
"I can't live with or without you."
Source: "With or Without You" | Speaker: U2
Terry Malloy
"I coulda been a contender!"
Source: On the Waterfront | Speaker: Terry Malloy
Lloyd Dobler
"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
Source: Say Anything | Speaker: Lloyd Dobler
Michael Corleone
"I know it was you, Fredo."
Source: The Godfather, Part II | Speaker: Michael Corleone
Matt Foley
"I live in a van down by the river."
Source: Saturday Night Live, Motivation | Speaker: Matt Foley
Charles M. Schulz
"I love mankind… It's people I can't stand."
Source: Peanuts (comic) | Author: Charles M. Schulz
Bill Kilgore
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Source: Apocalypse Now | Speaker: Bill Kilgore
Valerie Cherish
"I need to know that I'm being heard."
Source: The Comeback | Speaker: Valerie Cherish
Backstreet Boys
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way."
Source: "I Want It That Way" | Speaker: Backstreet Boys
Adele
"I set fire to the rain."
Source: "Set Fire to the Rain" | Speaker: Adele
Bob Marley
"I shot the sheriff"
Source: I Shot the Sheriff | Speaker: Bob Marley
Navin R. Johnson
"I was born a poor black child."
Source: The Jerk | Speaker: Navin R. Johnson
Lincoln Rice
"I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake."
Source: Broad City | Speaker: Lincoln Rice
Buster Bluth
"I'm a monster!"
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Buster Bluth
Ron Burgundy
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
Source: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Speaker: Ron Burgundy
The Penguins
"I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you."
Source: "Earth Angel" | Speaker: The Penguins
Dante Hicks
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Source: Clerks | Speaker: Dante Hicks
Ron Swanson
"I'm not interested in caring about people."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Ron Swanson
Marilyn Monroe
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
Source: Marilyn Monroe | Speaker: Marilyn Monroe
Tina Belcher
"If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Rick Blaine
"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Olivia Pope
"It's me. I'm the thing that needs to be fixed. I'm the thing that needs to be handled. I'm the scandal, and the best way to deal with a scandal is to shut it down."
Source: Scandal | Speaker: Olivia Pope
Delphine LaLaurie
"It's this century. It still does perplex me so."
Source: American Horror Story: Coven | Speaker: Delphine LaLaurie
Michael Corleone
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
Source: The Godfather: Part III | Speaker: Michael Corleone
The Supremes
"Keep me hangin' on."
Source: "You Keep Me Hangin' On" | Speaker: The Supremes
Homer Simpson
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Homer Simpson
Roberta Flack
"Killing me softly…"
Source: "Killing Me Softly With His Song" | Speaker: Roberta Flack
Adele
"Let the sky fall. When it crumbles, we will stand tall."
Source: "Skyfall" | Speaker: Adele
Mame Dennis
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
Source: Auntie Mame | Speaker: Mame Dennis
Charles Bukowski
"Long walks at night—that's what good for the soul"
Source: And the Moon and the Stars and the World | Author: Charles Bukowski
ABBA
"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"
Source: Mamma Mia | Speaker: ABBA
Tommy Smothers
"Mom always liked you best."
Source: The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour | Speaker: Tommy Smothers
Pam De Beaufort
"My mad face and my happy face are the same."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Pam De Beaufort
Leo Durocher
"Nice guys finish last."
Source: Leo Durocher | Speaker: Leo Durocher
Tina Belcher
"Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Jack Skellington
"Oh, there's an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown."
Source: Jack's Lament | Speaker: Jack Skellington
The Phantom
"Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind."
Source: The Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical) | Speaker: The Phantom
Little Joey
"Shane! Shane! Come back!"
Source: Shane | Speaker: Little Joey
Damian Leigh
"She doesn't even go here."
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Damian Leigh
The Backstreet Boys
"Show me the meaning of being lonely"
Source: "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" | Speaker: The Backstreet Boys
Bette Midler
"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."
Source: The Rose | Speaker: Bette Midler
The Beatles
"Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song."
Source: "Michelle" | Speaker: The Beatles
Marnie Michaels
"Sometimes being stuck inside my own head is so exhausting it makes me want to cry."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Marnie Michaels
Miranda Priestly
"That's all."
Source: The Devil Wears Prada | Speaker: Miranda Priestly
Frank Underwood
"The best thing about human beings is that they stack so neatly."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Terry Randall
"The calla lilies are in bloom again."
Source: Stage Door | Speaker: Terry Randall
Lindy
"The dingo took my baby!"
Source: A Cry in the Dark | Speaker: Lindy
Frank Underwood
"The gift of a good liar is making people believe you lack a talent for lying."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Thomas Hobbes
"The life of man [is] solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."
Source: Leviathan or The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil | Author: Thomas Hobbes
Billy Collins
"The neighbors' dog will not stop barking."
Source: Another Reason Why I Don't Keep a Gun in the House | Author: Billy Collins
Jeff Probst
"The tribe has spoken."
Source: Survivor | Speaker: Jeff Probst
Hannah Arendt
"The trouble with Eichmann was precisely that so many were like him…"
Source: Eichmann in Jerusalem | Author: Hannah Arendt
Unknown
"There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun."
Source: "House of the Rising Sun" | Speaker: Unknown
Charles Bukowski
"there's a bluebird in my heart that/ wants to get out/ but I'm too tough for him"
Source: Bluebird | Author: Charles Bukowski
Jimmy Duggan
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Source: A League of Their Own | Speaker: Jimmy Duggan
Amy Winehouse
"They tried to make me go to rehab; I said "no, no, no.""
Source: Rehab | Speaker: Amy Winehouse
Marnie Michaels
"This is not one of your more convincing fake showers."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Marnie Michaels
Sergeant Joe Friday
"This is the city."
Source: Dragnet | Speaker: Sergeant Joe Friday
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Pablo Neruda
"Tonight I can write the saddest lines"
Source: Tonight I Can Write the Saddest Lines | Author: Pablo Neruda
Edwin Starr
"War—huh yeah—what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Source: War | Speaker: Edwin Starr
Charles Bukowski
"we are all trapped by a singular fate"
Source: Alone with Everybody | Author: Charles Bukowski
The Monster
"We belong dead."
Source: Bride of Frankenstein | Speaker: The Monster
Rick Blaine
"We'll always have Paris."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Bryan Mills
"What I do have is a particular set of skills."
Source: Taken | Speaker: Bryan Mills
Charlie Dattolo and Ray Ploshansky
"Where are you going in those Keds?"
Source: Girls | Speaker: Charlie Dattolo and Ray Ploshansky
Al Green
"Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad."
Source: Let's Stay Together | Speaker: Al Green
The Beatles
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away."
Source: "Yesterday" | Speaker: The Beatles
Jessa Johansson
"You know what the weirdest part about having a job is?"
Source: Girls | Speaker: Jessa Johansson
Elton John
"You lived your life like a candle in the wind."
Source: "Candle in the Wind" | Speaker: Elton John