May: I Use It To Keep My Balls Still
- While Georgia's in physics class, her teacher, Herr Kramyer, uses a tea towel and billiard balls to explain a molecular structure. Georgia asks Herr Kramyer about the need for the tea towel and he responds by saying, "I use it to keep my balls still." Georgia cannot stop laughing.
- She makes it to the tennis semifinals during her gym period, and if she can win her next game, this means she'll play Lindsay in the finals. Georgia believes that if she beats Lindsay, then she deserves Robbie.
- In one of her less awesome moments, Georgia makes a comment about Lindsay's tennis outfit—she wears white frilly underwear underneath instead of the thong—and then says it's a good thing Lindsay isn't wearing her thong because otherwise Miss Stamp, their gym teacher, might have a lesbian outburst and distract Georgia from the game. It's a double whammy: She shames Lindsay and manages to be homophobic.
- Georgia is victorious in her semifinal match against Kristy Walsh, but when she throws her racquet in the air and knocks Hawkeye unconscious, she's forced to forfeit.
- Kristy plays Lindsay in the final game, and Lindsay wins the cup while Georgia stops believing in God. Because this is clearly God's fault and definitely has nothing to do with Georgia being a wee bit too jubilant about beating Kristy.