Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Quotes

Libby came in and squiggled into bed with me, saying "Hahahahaha!" for so long I had to get up. She's so nice, although a bit smelly. At least she likes me and doesn't mind if I have a sense of hum...

When I opened the door Jas just looked at me like I'm an alien. "You look like an alien," she says. She really is a dim friend. It's more like having a dog than a friend, actually. (1.113)

She looked so annoyingly "wise" and "mature." What the hell did she know about boys? (1.45)

I swear he was so gorgeous it made you blink and open your mouth like a goldfish. (2.222)

I don't see why I can't have a lock on my bedroom door. Every time I suggest anything around this place, people start shaking their heads and tutting. (1.3)

Talking of breasts, I'm worried that I may end up like the rest of the women in my family, with just the one bust, like a sort of shelf affair. (1.2)

What do lesbians do anyway? (1.57)

Jas said, "Georgia, you thought it was funny and I thought it was funny, but you have to remember that boys don't think girls are for funniness." (1.44)