March: My Dad Has Become Rolf Harris
- Georgia is still giving Jas the silent treatment.
- On the day of Jas and Robbie's coffee meeting, Georgia stalks Jas around school. Jas is wearing a short skirt and has done her hair.
- Rosie, Ellen, and Julia are not taking sides, which super bugs Georgia. She notes that there is no sign of Lindsay, Robbie's girlfriend, before he goes on a possible date with Jas.
- At home Georgia anxiously calls her other friends to find out if they've heard anything from Jas. In other news, she finds an armpit hair and some leg hair. Oh, womanhood… She borrows Mum's razor to shave it off and cuts herself. Things go from bad to worse, though, when she ruins Mum's dressing gown by using it to stop the bleeding and then throws it in the wash only to shrink it.
- Rosie phones Georgia and tells her that Robbie spoke to Jas about Tom because Tom still likes Jas and wants to know if she feels the same. Georgia is thrilled that this wasn't date. She can now go back to crushing on her sexy sworn enemy.
- Georgia attempts to avoid Jas on her walk to school the next day, but Jas still manages to get a hold of her. Jas, taking old-school tips from Mark, gives Georgia a letter.
- In the letter, Jas apologizes to Georgia for letting a boy get between them. The letter also says Robbie isn't engaged to Lindsay.
- Jas comes over to help Georgia stretch out her Mum's dressing gown; as punishment for her betrayal, Jas agrees to take the blame for the gown.
- While Jas plucks Georgia's eyebrows, they discuss whether Jas should get back together with Tom and decide she should give him another chance.
- Jem is taking forever fixing up the room—he mostly sits around with Mum—and Libby has even called Jem dad. Hm…
- During gym class, Georgia discovers that she is a natural at playing tennis. She has a sexy dream about Wimbledon involving Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. Way to take your talent and run with it, girl.
- Jas is being extremely nice to Georgia since they've made up, which bugs Georgia because it makes it hard to be upset with her.
- Jackie gets a love bite on her nose and everyone makes fun of her.