will grayson
- Okay, this is really freaky.
- Not only did will not meet Isaac in the porn shop, but he met another Will Grayson. Too weird.
- And where the heck is Isaac? Is he late? Did he panic when he saw that they were actually meeting at a porn shop?
- When will's phone rings and he sees that it's Maura, he has to pick it up. She doesn't sound happy, and she has questions. How's Chicago? Where's your mom?
- Then she lets it all out: "Isaac's not coming, you f***ing liar." Wow.
- How does she know this? Maura must have hacked into his emails or stolen his password! How dare she?
- Nope, it's actually way worse than that. Maura is Isaac. She made him up. Yikes.
- will practically explodes. He calls Maura all kinds of names that are not fit to print and, let's face it, she kind of deserves it, right? That's a super nasty trick to play on someone.
- When he hangs up the phone, will is shaking with rage and hurt and pain and all that terrible stuff.
- He tells Will the truth—Isaac is Maura; she was playing a joke on him.
- Will is pretty shocked. That is one mean thing to do to a person. For real.
- will resists the urge to curl up into a little ball and die, while Will listens to him asking why over and over.
- Then will hears footsteps approaching, and pretty soon a gigantic guy who introduces himself as Tiny is standing in front of will.
- Did someone die? Tiny wants to know.
- Yeah, will says, I did.
- This makes Tiny grin—"well, then… welcome to the afterlife."