A Brief Word From the Dead Kid
- Charlie says that he regrets everything that happened with Vera—he always wanted to save her from him because he assumed he'd end up just like his father.
- But even so, he slipped up the night he kissed her and when he sent her flowers on Valentine's Day. Charlie says that loving Vera is the scariest thing that ever happened to him.
- Because he spent so much time wishing he could be as classy as Vera—and being frustrated with himself about it—he ended up with Jenny Flick.