Communication Quotes

"'Cause you know I love the players, and you love the game."

"A guy like you should wear a warning."

"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."

"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."

"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"

"And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet.""

"And now for something completely different."

"And that's the way it is."

"Attica! Attica!"

"Baby, you're the greatest."

"Bam!"

"Bazinga!"

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!"

"Bread makes you fat?"

"But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for."

"Bye, Felicia."

"Can we all get along?"

"Come out, come out, wherever you are."

"Come to me in the silence of the night."

"Come up and see me sometime."

"Consume mass quantities."

"D'oh!"

"De plane! De plane!"

"Does your dog bite?"

"E.T. phone home."

"Earn this. Earn it."

"Eat my shorts!"

"Eddie, you're a born loser."

"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."

"Every day I'm shuffling."

"Everybody lies."

"Frak!"

"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver..."

"Get out of my chair, Meathead."

"Giggity giggity"

"Go home, Roger"

"Go, shawty. It's your birthday."

"God speed your love to me."

"Good grief!"

"Got a long list of ex-lovers; they'll tell you I'm insane."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Have mercy."

"He's a sweet talkin', sugar-coated candy man."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"Hello, Newman."

"Here's Johnny! (Tonight Show)"

"Hey now!"

"Hey, brother."

"Hey, HEY, hey!"

"Hey, lady!"

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"

"Hi-yo, Silver!"

"Hoke, you're my best friend."

"Homey don't play that."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"How do you like them apples?"

"Hurry up and bring your jukebox money!"

"I ain't no hollaback girl."

"I am your number one fan."

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."

"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."

"I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field."

"I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift."

"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words…"

"I love lamp."

"I need to know that I'm being heard."

"I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it."

"I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least a voice. Of a generation."

"I want to play a game."

"I won't be ignored, Dan!"

"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."

"I'll be back."

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."

"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."

"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."

"I'm a genie in a bottle, baby."

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

"I'm as mad as hell!"

"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?"

"I'm listening."

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

"I'm pretty fly for a white guy."

"I'm the Dude, man."

"I'm walkin' here!"

"I've found my friends. They're in my head."

"I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name."

"If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer."

"If you don't like how the table is set, turn over the table."

"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

"It keeps going and going and going..."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."

"Jane. Tarzan."

"Just one more thing..."

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia."

"Killing me softly…"

"Kiss my grits!"

"Kiss my hot lips."

"La-di-da."

"Ladies and gentlemen…The Beatles!"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Legen—wait for it—dary!"

"Live from New York; it's Saturday Night!"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."

"Madness… madness."

"Make it so."

"Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does.""

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

"Match me, Sidney."

"Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about…"

"May the Force be with you."

"Me, Tarzan. You, Jane."

"More cowbell."

"Mr. Christian!"

"My biological clock is ticking like this."

"Nanu nanu."

"No prisoners! No prisoners!"

"No touching!"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Non!"

"Note to self: After a long day at work, I don't need to see that!"

"Now cut that out!"

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you..."

"POW, right in the kisser!"

"Put the lime in the coconut."

"Rosebud."

"Say goodnight, Gracie."

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

"Shut up and deal."

"Snap out of it!"

"Sookie."

"Stifle."

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

"That's what she said."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart."

"The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."

"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."

"The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way."

"The neighbors' dog will not stop barking."

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle."

"The San Francisco Treat!"

"The trouble with poetry is that it encourages the writing of more poetry."

"There are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."

"There's always hope tomorrow will be taco night."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

"This is the people's war!"

"Those stories (and Andy Rooney) tonight, on 60 Minutes."

"Toga! Toga!"

"Troy and Abed in the morning!"

"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you."

"Wassup?"

"Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies."

"We are never ever ever getting back together."

"We are the world."

"We should emphasize not Negro History, but the Negro in history. What we need is not a history of selected races or nations, but the history of the world void of national bias, race hate, and religious prejudice."

"Well, isn't that special?"

"What a dump!"

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

"What is your major malfunction?"

"What we've got here…is failure to communicate."

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

"When you control the mail...you control information."

"Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."

"Where are you going in those Keds?"

"Who loves ya, baby?"

"Who's on first."

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

"Will you accept this rose?"

"Win just one for the Gipper."

"Would ya do me a favor, Harry? Drop dead."

"Would you believe…?"

"Yabba dabba doo!"

"You complete me."

"You eediot!"

"You just put your lips together and blow."

"You know my hips don't lie."

"You look like my next mistake."

"You rang?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."

"You very bad man, Jerry."

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."

"You've got spunk. I hate spunk!"

"Zoinks!"