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Relationship Quotes

Relationships can be as delightful and tangled as a plateful of spaghetti. Click on any relationship quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

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Taylor Swift
"'Cause you know I love the players, and you love the game."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
"'Cause you're hot then you're cold…"
Source: "Hot N Cold" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Britney Spears
"A guy like you should wear a warning."
Source: "Toxic" | Speaker: Britney Spears
Frank Underwood
"A lion does not ask permission before he eats a zebra."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Lou Bega
"A little bit of Monica in my life..."
Source: Mambo No 5 | Speaker: Lou Bega
Cherry Valance
"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."
Source: Red River | Speaker: Cherry Valance
Taylor Swift
"All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Donkey
"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"
Source: Shrek | Speaker: Donkey
Taylor Swift
"And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet.""
Source: Love Story | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Ralph Kramden
"Baby, you're the greatest."
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
Chris McConnell
"Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!"
Source: Roxanne | Speaker: Chris McConnell
Unknown
"Blood is thicker than water."
Source: Ancient Proverb | Author: Unknown
Guido
"Buongiorno, principessa!"
Source: Life Is Beautiful | Speaker: Guido
Adele
"But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for."
Source: "Rumour Has It" | Speaker: Adele
Craig Jones
"Bye, Felicia."
Source: Friday | Speaker: Craig Jones
Destiny's Child
"Can you pay my bills?"
Source: "Bills Bills Bills" | Speaker: Destiny's Child
Bonnie Raitt
"Cause I can't make you love me if you don't."
Source: I Can't Make You Love Me | Speaker: Bonnie Raitt
John D. Hackensacker III
"Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."
Source: The Palm Beach Story | Speaker: John D. Hackensacker III
Little Eva
"Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me."
Source: "The Locomotion" | Speaker: Little Eva
Lady Lou
"Come up and see me sometime."
Source: She Done Him Wrong | Speaker: Lady Lou
Kyle Reese
"Come with me if you want to live."
Source: The Terminator | Speaker: Kyle Reese
The Pussycat Dolls
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Source: "Don't Cha" | Speaker: The Pussycat Dolls
Alvy Singer
"Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Alvy Singer
E.T.
"E.T. phone home."
Source: E.T. | Speaker: E.T.
Captain James Miller
"Earn this. Earn it."
Source: Saving Private Ryan | Speaker: Captain James Miller
Zuzu Bailey
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
Source: It's a Wonderful Life | Speaker: Zuzu Bailey
Jessica Jones
"Everyone keeps saying that. It must be a conspiracy."
Source: Jessica Jones | Speaker: Jessica Jones
Jimi Hendrix
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."
Source: "Purple Haze" | Speaker: Jimi Hendrix
Evelyn Couch
"Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance."
Source: Fried Green Tomatoes | Speaker: Evelyn Couch
Margo Channing
"Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night."
Source: All About Eve | Speaker: Margo Channing
Rhett Butler
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Source: Gone with the Wind | Speaker: Rhett Butler
President Merkin Muffley
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!"
Source: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb | Speaker: President Merkin Muffley
Elaine Benes
"Get out!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Elaine Benes
Missy Elliot
"Get ur freak on."
Source: "Get Ur Freak On" | Speaker: Missy Elliot
Glen Quagmire
"Giggity giggity"
Source: Family Guy | Speaker: Glen Quagmire
Tia and Tamera
"Go home, Roger"
Source: Sister Sister | Speaker: Tia and Tamera
50 Cent
"Go, shawty. It's your birthday."
Source: "In Da Club" | Speaker: 50 Cent
The Righteous Brothers
"God speed your love to me."
Source: "Unchained Melody" | Speaker: The Righteous Brothers
Taylor Swift
"Got a long list of ex-lovers; they'll tell you I'm insane."
Source: "Blank Space" | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Sam Malone
"Have a good life."
Source: Cheers | Speaker: Sam Malone
Miracle Max
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Source: The Princess Bride | Speaker: Miracle Max
Uncle Jesse<em> </em>
"Have mercy."
Source: Full House | Speaker: Uncle Jesse
Hannibal Lecter
"Have the lambs stopped screaming?"
Source: The Silence of the Lambs | Speaker: Hannibal Lecter
Gladys Knight and the Pips
"He's leavin'… on that midnight train to Georgia."
Source: Midnight Train to Georgia | Speaker: Gladys Knight and the Pips
Hannibal Lecter
"Hello, Clarice."
Source: The Silence of the Lambs | Speaker: Hannibal Lecter
Fanny Brice
"Hello, gorgeous."
Source: Funny Girl | Speaker: Fanny Brice
Jerry Seinfeld
"Hello, Newman."
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Jerry Seinfeld
Jack Torrance
"Here's Johnny!"
Source: The Shining | Speaker: Jack Torrance
Rick
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick
Buster Bluth
"Hey, brother."
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Buster Bluth
Herbert H. Heebert
"Hey, lady!"
Source: The Ladies Man | Speaker: Herbert H. Heebert
Wilson W. Wilson, Jr.
"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"
Source: Home Improvement | Speaker: Wilson W. Wilson, Jr.
The Lone Ranger
"Hi-yo, Silver!"
Source: The Lone Ranger | Speaker: The Lone Ranger
Miss Daisy
"Hoke, you're my best friend."
Source: Driving Miss Daisy | Speaker: Miss Daisy
Elton John
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer."
Source: Tiny Dancer | Speaker: Elton John
Elton John
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
Source: "Tiny Dancer" | Speaker: Elton John
Lt. Col. Frank Slade
"Hoo-ah!"
Source: Scent of a Woman | Speaker: Lt. Col. Frank Slade
Will Hunting
"How do you like them apples?"
Source: Good Will Hunting | Speaker: Will Hunting
Eleventh Doctor
"I am definitely a mad man with a box."
Source: Doctor Who | Speaker: Eleventh Doctor
Annie Wilkes
"I am your number one fan."
Source: Misery | Speaker: Annie Wilkes
Elvis Presley
"I can't help falling in love with you."
Source: Can't Help Falling in Love | Speaker: Elvis Presley
Rufus T. Firefly
"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."
Source: Duck Soup | Speaker: Rufus T. Firefly
Backstreet Boys
"I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me"
Source: "As Long As You Love Me" | Speaker: Backstreet Boys
Hannah Horvath
"I don't even want a boyfriend."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Pam Swynford de Beaufort
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Pam Swynford de Beaufort
Angela Hayes
"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."
Source: American Beauty | Speaker: Angela Hayes
TLC
"I don't want no scrub."
Source: No Scrubs | Speaker: TLC
Cyndi Lauper, Roy Orbison
"I drove all night to get to you."
Source: I Drove All Night | Speaker: Cyndi Lauper, Roy Orbison
Calvin Harris
"I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field."
Source: Feel So Close | Speaker: Calvin Harris
Lloyd Dobler
"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
Source: Say Anything | Speaker: Lloyd Dobler
The Temptations
"I got all the riches, baby, one man can claim"
Source: My Girl | Speaker: The Temptations
George Eastman
"I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."
Source: A Place in the Sun | Speaker: George Eastman
Mickey
"I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials."
Source: Hannah and Her Sisters | Speaker: Mickey
Will Hunting
"I had to go see about a girl."
Source: Good Will Hunting | Speaker: Will Hunting
Piper Chapman
"I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Piper Chapman
Jack Byrnes
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Source: Meet the Parents | Speaker: Jack Byrnes
Elton John
"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words…"
Source: Your Song | Speaker: Elton John
Kylie Minogue
"I just can't get you outta my head."
Source: "Can't Get You Out of My Head" | Speaker: Kylie Minogue
Katy Perry
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it."
Source: "I Kissed a Girl" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Semisonic
"I know who I want to take me home"
Source: "Closing Time" | Speaker: Semisonic
Sir Mix-a-Lot
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
Source: Baby Got Back | Speaker: Sir Mix-a-Lot
Stephanie
"I love his Cinema Italiano."
Source: Nine | Speaker: Stephanie
Brick Tamland
"I love lamp."
Source: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Speaker: Brick Tamland
Frank Underwood
"I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood."
Source: House of Cards | Speaker: Frank Underwood
Ogden Nash
"I love you more than a wasp can sting."
Source: To My Valentine | Author: Ogden Nash
Pablo Neruda
"I love you only because it's you the one I love"
Source: I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You | Author: Pablo Neruda
Valerie Cherish
"I need to know that I'm being heard."
Source: The Comeback | Speaker: Valerie Cherish
Adele
"I set fire to the rain."
Source: "Set Fire to the Rain" | Speaker: Adele
John Prentice
"I think of myself as a man."
Source: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner | Speaker: John Prentice
Isaac Davis
"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
Source: Manhattan | Speaker: Isaac Davis
Rick Blaine
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Cristal Connors
"I used to love doggy chow."
Source: Showgirls | Speaker: Cristal Connors
Vivian Ward
"I want the fairy tale."
Source: Pretty Woman | Speaker: Vivian Ward
Liz Lemon
"I want to go to there."
Source: 30 Rock | Speaker: Liz Lemon
Navin R. Johnson
"I was born a poor black child."
Source: The Jerk | Speaker: Navin R. Johnson
Lincoln Rice
"I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake."
Source: Broad City | Speaker: Lincoln Rice
Alvy Singer
"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final […] I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Alvy Singer
Alex Forrest
"I won't be ignored, Dan!"
Source: Fatal Attraction | Speaker: Alex Forrest
Mayor Deebs
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."
Source: Roxanne | Speaker: Mayor Deebs
H.I. McDunnough
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Source: Raising Arizona | Speaker: H.I. McDunnough
A deli patron
"I'll have what she's having."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: A deli patron
Aaron Altman
"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."
Source: Broadcast News | Speaker: Aaron Altman
Hud Bannon
"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."
Source: Hud | Speaker: Hud Bannon
Aqua
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world."
Source: Barbie Girl | Speaker: Aqua
Christina Aguilera
"I'm a genie in a bottle, baby."
Source: "Genie in a Bottle" | Speaker: Christina Aguilera
Barf
"I'm a mog—half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
Source: Spaceballs | Speaker: Barf
Buster Bluth
"I'm a monster!"
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Buster Bluth
Anna Scott
"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
Source: Notting Hill | Speaker: Anna Scott
Howard Beale
"I'm as mad as hell!"
Source: Network | Speaker: Howard Beale
Celine Dion
"I'm everything I am because you loved me."
Source: Because You Loved Me | Speaker: Celine Dion
Tommy DeVito
"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?"
Source: Goodfellas | Speaker: Tommy DeVito
Don Corleone
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Corleone
Ron Burgundy
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
Source: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Speaker: Ron Burgundy
The Penguins
"I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you."
Source: "Earth Angel" | Speaker: The Penguins
Larry
"I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl."
Source: Newheart | Speaker: Larry
Ron Swanson
"I'm not interested in caring about people."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Ron Swanson
Taylor Swift
"I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Pablo Neruda
"If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you."
Source: If You Forget Me | Author: Pablo Neruda
John Irving
"If the world would stop indulging wars and famines and other perils, it would be possible for human beings to embarrass each other to death."
Source: The Hotel New Hampshire | Author: John Irving
Marilyn Monroe
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
Source: Marilyn Monroe | Speaker: Marilyn Monroe
ABBA
"If you change your mind, I'm the first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me."
Source: Take a Chance on Me | Speaker: ABBA
Don Draper
"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Don Draper
Beyoncé
"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."
Source: Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) | Speaker: Beyoncé
Spice Girls
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Source: "Wannabe" | Speaker: Spice Girls
Prince Geoffrey
"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Prince Geoffrey
Rick Blaine
"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Christine Daae
"In sleep, he sang to me. In dreams, he came. That voice which calls to me and speaks my name."
Source: The Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical) | Speaker: Christine Daae
Mortimer Brewster
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
Source: Arsenic and Old Lace | Speaker: Mortimer Brewster
Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
"Islands in the stream, that is what we are."
Source: Islands in the Stream | Speaker: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
Michael Jackson
"It don't matter if you're black or white."
Source: Black or White | Speaker: Michael Jackson
Norm Peterson
"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."
Source: Cheers | Speaker: Norm Peterson
Billy Idol
"It's a nice day for a white wedding."
Source: White Wedding (Part 1) | Speaker: Billy Idol
Sam Wheat
"It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."
Source: Ghost | Speaker: Sam Wheat
Sally Albright
"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: Sally Albright
Detective John Kimble
"It's not a tumor!"
Source: Kindergarten Cop | Speaker: Detective John Kimble
Tira
"It's not the men in your life that counts. It's the life in your men."
Source: I'm No Angel | Speaker: Tira
Indiana Jones
"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark | Speaker: Indiana Jones
Cady Heron
"It's October 3rd."
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Cady Heron
The Supremes
"Keep me hangin' on."
Source: "You Keep Me Hangin' On" | Speaker: The Supremes
Michael Corleone
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Source: The Godfather: Part II | Speaker: Michael Corleone
Butch Cassidy
"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia."
Source: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid | Speaker: Butch Cassidy
Homer Simpson
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
Source: The Simpsons | Speaker: Homer Simpson
Roberta Flack
"Killing me softly…"
Source: "Killing Me Softly With His Song" | Speaker: Roberta Flack
"Hot Lips" Houlihan
"Kiss my hot lips."
Source: M*A*S*H | Speaker: "Hot Lips" Houlihan
Annie Hall
"La-di-da."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Annie Hall
Peter Clemenza
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza
Maurice Sendak
"Let the wild rumpus start!"
Source: Where the Wild Things Are | Author: Maurice Sendak
Marvin Gaye
"Let's get it on."
Source: Let's Get It On | Speaker: Marvin Gaye
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Source: Forrest Gump | Speaker: Forrest Gump
Charles Bukowski
"Long walks at night—that's what good for the soul"
Source: And the Moon and the Stars and the World | Author: Charles Bukowski
Coldplay
"Look at the stars, look how they shine for you."
Source: "Yellow" | Speaker: Coldplay
Tom Haverford
"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."
Source: Parks and Recreation | Speaker: Tom Haverford
Pat Benatar
"Love is a battlefield."
Source: "Love is a Battlefield" | Speaker: Pat Benatar
Jenny
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Source: Love Story | Speaker: Jenny
Peter Clemenza
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza
Christina Aguilera
"Makes me that much stronger"
Source: "Fighter" | Speaker: Christina Aguilera
ABBA
"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"
Source: Mamma Mia | Speaker: ABBA
Jan Brady
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Source: The Brady Bunch | Speaker: Jan Brady
J.J. Hunsecker
"Match me, Sidney."
Source: Sweet Smell of Success | Speaker: J.J. Hunsecker
Han Solo
"May the Force be with you."
Source: Star Wars | Speaker: Han Solo
Paul McCartney
"Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time."
Source: "Maybe I'm Amazed" | Speaker: Paul McCartney
Tarzan
"Me, Tarzan. You, Jane."
Source: Tarzan the Ape Man | Speaker: Tarzan
Captain Bligh
"Mr. Christian!"
Source: Mutiny on the Bounty | Speaker: Captain Bligh
Mona Lisa Vito
"My biological clock is ticking like this."
Source: My Cousin Vinny | Speaker: Mona Lisa Vito
Don Henley
"My love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone."
Source: The Boys of Summer | Speaker: Don Henley
The Miracles
"My mama told me, "You better shop around.""
Source: "Shop Around" | Speaker: The Miracles
Mork
"Nanu nanu."
Source: Mork & Mindy | Speaker: Mork
Kip Dynamite
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
Source: Napoleon Dynamite | Speaker: Kip Dynamite
Count Leon d'Algout
"Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."
Source: Ninotchka | Speaker: Count Leon d'Algout
The Soup Nazi
"No soup for you!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: The Soup Nazi
Joan Crawford
"No wire hangers!"
Source: Mommie Dearest | Speaker: Joan Crawford
Cardinal Ximénez
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Source: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Speaker: Cardinal Ximénez
Johnny Castle
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Source: Dirty Dancing | Speaker: Johnny Castle
The Cast of Cheers
"Norm!"
Source: Cheers | Speaker: The Cast of Cheers
Jack Benny
"Now cut that out!"
Source: The Jack Benny Program | Speaker: Jack Benny
Cast of South Park
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Source: South Park | Speaker: Cast of South Park
Charlotte Vale
"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."
Source: Now, Voyager | Speaker: Charlotte Vale
The Phantom
"Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind."
Source: The Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical) | Speaker: The Phantom
Billy Collins
"Pardon the egg salad stains, but I'm in love."
Source: Marginalia | Author: Billy Collins
Ida Corwin
"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
Source: Mildred Pierce | Speaker: Ida Corwin
Ilsa Lund
"Play it again, Sam."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Ilsa Lund
Ilsa Lund
"Play it, Sam."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Ilsa Lund
Def Leppard
"Pour some sugar on me."
Source: Pour Some Sugar on Me | Speaker: Def Leppard
Ralph Kramden
"POW, right in the kisser!"
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
Roy Orbison
"Pretty woman, give your smile to me."
Source: Oh, Pretty Woman | Speaker: Roy Orbison
Michael Jackson
"Pretty young thing"
Source: "P.Y.T." | Speaker: Michael Jackson
Hall and Oates
"Private eyes. They're watching you. They see your every move."
Source: "Private Eyes" | Speaker: Hall and Oates
Jenny Curran
"Run, Forrest, run!"
Source: Forrest Gump | Speaker: Jenny Curran
Christine Daae
"Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime."
Source: The Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical) | Speaker: Christine Daae
Frank Costanza
"Serenity now!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Frank Costanza
Dr. Cristina Yang
"She's my person."
Source: Grey's Anatomy | Speaker: Dr. Cristina Yang
Loretta Castorini
"Snap out of it!"
Source: Moonstruck | Speaker: Loretta Castorini
Katy Perry
"So you wanna play with magic?"
Source: "Dark Horse" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Bette Midler
"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."
Source: The Rose | Speaker: Bette Midler
Don Vito Corleone
"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Vito Corleone
Ricky Fitts
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."
Source: American Beauty | Speaker: Ricky Fitts
Bill Compton
"Sookie."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Bill Compton
Archie Bunker
"Stifle."
Source: All in the Family | Speaker: Archie Bunker
Neil Diamond
"Sweet Caroline! Ba, ba, ba!"
Source: "Sweet Caroline" | Speaker: Neil Diamond
Rollo
"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet."
Source: Juno | Speaker: Rollo
Liz Lemon
"That's a dealbreaker!"
Source: 30 Rock | Speaker: Liz Lemon
Janet Jackson
"That's the way love goes."
Source: "That's the Way Love Goes" | Speaker: Janet Jackson
Michael Scott et al
"That's what she said."
Source: The Office | Speaker: Michael Scott et al
Roger "Verbal" Kint
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Source: The Usual Suspects | Speaker: Roger "Verbal" Kint
Dusty Springfield
"The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man."
Source: Son of a Preacher Man | Speaker: Dusty Springfield
Harry Bailey
"The richest man in town."
Source: It's a Wonderful Life | Speaker: Harry Bailey
Jeff Probst
"The tribe has spoken."
Source: Survivor | Speaker: Jeff Probst
Jan Morrow
"There are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."
Source: Pillow Talk | Speaker: Jan Morrow
ABBA
"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando."
Source: Fernando | Speaker: ABBA
Jimmy Duggan
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Source: A League of Their Own | Speaker: Jimmy Duggan
Dorothy
"There's no place like home."
Source: The Wizard of Oz | Speaker: Dorothy
Kurt Vonnegut
"There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."
Source: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Nigel Tufnel
"These go to 11."
Source: This Is Spinal Tap | Speaker: Nigel Tufnel
Seinfeld Cast
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Seinfeld Cast
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Michelle Flaherty
"This one time, at band camp…"
Source: American Pie | Speaker: Michelle Flaherty
Queen
"This thing called love, I just can't handle it."
Source: "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" | Speaker: Queen
Buzz Lightyear
"To infinity and beyond!"
Source: Toy Story | Speaker: Buzz Lightyear
Pablo Neruda
"Tonight I can write the saddest lines"
Source: Tonight I Can Write the Saddest Lines | Author: Pablo Neruda
The Drifters
"Under the boardwalk, down by the sea..."
Source: "Under the Boardwalk" | Speaker: The Drifters
Inga
"Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?"
Source: Young Frankenstein | Speaker: Inga
Rod Stewart
"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you."
Source: "Maggie May" | Speaker: Rod Stewart
Bill Withers
"We all need somebody to lean on."
Source: "Lean on Me" | Speaker: Bill Withers
Taylor Swift
"We are never ever ever getting back together."
Source: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Kurt Vonnegut
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be."
Source: Mother Night | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
The Monster
"We belong dead."
Source: Bride of Frankenstein | Speaker: The Monster
Dobbs
"We don't need no badges."
Source: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre | Speaker: Dobbs
Anaïs Nin
"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."
Source: Seduction of the Minotaur | Author: Anaïs Nin
Rick Blaine
"We'll always have Paris."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Osgood Fielding III
"Well, nobody's perfect."
Source: Some Like It Hot | Speaker: Osgood Fielding III
Rosa Moline
"What a dump!"
Source: Beyond the Forest | Speaker: Rosa Moline
Heart
"What about love?"
Source: "What About Love" | Speaker: Heart
Katharine Hepburn
"What family doesn't have its ups and downs?"
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Katharine Hepburn
Captain
"What we've got here…is failure to communicate."
Source: Cool Hand Luke | Speaker: Captain
Don Draper
"What you call love was invented by guys like me...to sell Nylons."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Don Draper
Arnold Jackson
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Source: Diff'rent Strokes | Speaker: Arnold Jackson
Incubus
"Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there…"
Source: "Drive" | Speaker: Incubus
Harry Burns
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: Harry Burns
C.D. Bales
"When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall."
Source: Roxanne | Speaker: C.D. Bales
Blu Cantrell
"When your man wanna get buckwild…"
Source: "Hit 'Em Up Style" | Speaker: Blu Cantrell
Shakira
"Whenever, wherever"
Source: "Whenever, Wherever" | Speaker: Shakira
Charlie Dattolo and Ray Ploshansky
"Where are you going in those Keds?"
Source: Girls | Speaker: Charlie Dattolo and Ray Ploshansky
Lady Lou
"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
Source: She Done Him Wrong | Speaker: Lady Lou
Bachelors
"Will you accept this rose?"
Source: The Bachelor | Speaker: Bachelors
Ben Parker
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Source: Spider-Man | Speaker: Ben Parker
Frank Chambers
"With my brains and your looks, we could go places."
Source: The Postman Always Rings Twice | Speaker: Frank Chambers
Billie Dawn
"Would ya do me a favor, Harry? Drop dead."
Source: Born Yesterday | Speaker: Billie Dawn
Helen
"Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
Source: Hell's Angels | Speaker: Helen
Oprah Winfrey
"You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything."
Source: "Building a Dream" in Oprah Magazine | Speaker: Oprah Winfrey
Jerry Maguire
"You complete me."
Source: Jerry Maguire | Speaker: Jerry Maguire
Sebastian the Crab
"You gotta kiss the girl."
Source: Kiss the Girl | Speaker: Sebastian the Crab
Dorothy Boyd
"You had me at hello."
Source: Jerry Maguire | Speaker: Dorothy Boyd
Slim
"You just put your lips together and blow."
Source: To Have and Have Not | Speaker: Slim
Elton John
"You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh."
Source: Bennie and the Jets | Speaker: Elton John
Taylor Swift
"You look like my next mistake."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
"You make me feel like I'm a living teenage dream."
Source: "Teenage Dream" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Melvin Udall
"You make me want to be a better man."
Source: As Good As It Gets | Speaker: Melvin Udall
George Bailey
"You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
Source: It's a Wonderful Life | Speaker: George Bailey
Pat Benatar
"You're a heartbreaker."
Source: Heartbreaker | Speaker: Pat Benatar
Night Ranger
"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?"
Source: "Sister Christian" | Speaker: Night Ranger
Matty Walker
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Source: Body Heat | Speaker: Matty Walker
Trent Walker
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
Source: Swingers | Speaker: Trent Walker
Ben Braddock
"You're trying to seduce me."
Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Ben Braddock
John Mayer
"Your body is a wonderland."
Source: "Your Body is a Wonderland" | Speaker: John Mayer
Jackie Wilson
"Your love keeps lifting me higher."
Source: "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher" | Speaker: Jackie Wilson
Roger Sterling
"Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Roger Sterling